We have a winner No need for review
Our fate was sealed when his actions revealed
He didn’t have a clue

He’s cut down the trees for the forests good health
Polluted the skies for the oil boy’s wealth
When Gore kept on sayin’ the world’s getting warm
He talked about terrorists… and a gathering storm

They’ll teach your kids and leave no child behind
They’ll research the Bible and cloud up their minds
Don’t bother with science, they’ve got fictional facts
And if you don’t like it… Here comes a terrorist attack!

(chorus)
Well he’s the Worst President Ever That much is clear
No money for the poor folks No marriage for the queers
He’ll kill you all for peace He’s not real-ly too clever
Corporations do well, and the rest go to hell
He’s just the… Worst President ever

Katrina made landfall, New Orleans goes down
Pack in the ‘Dome, let the rest of ‘em drown
FEMA got grilled by the media mob
The Prez told Brownie… you’re doin’ a heckuva job”

(chorus)
He’s the worst President ever That much is clear
No money for the poor folks No marriage for the queers
He’ll kill you all for peace He’s not really too clever
Corporations do well, the rest go to hell
He’s just the… worst President ever

(bridge)
And what of Dick Cheney, just ly – ing in wait
God forbid that he ever gets a chance to step to the plate
He’ll hit North Korea, Venezuela and Iran
Diplomacy’s just a waste of your time when… you’ve got the bomb

They fired the generals when Rummy was wrong
Gitmo became Abu Ghraib before long
Gonzo said Geneva’s Conventions are moot
Waterboard ‘em all, won’t that be a hoot?

(chorus)
He’s the worst President ever That much is clear
No money for the poor folks No marriage for the queers
He’ll kill you all for peace He’s not really too clever
Corporations do well and the rest go to hell
He’s just the… Worst President Ever
Corporations do well, the rest go to hell
He’s just the… Worst President Ever

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